I am a Programmer. ie: I tell Computers how to make my life (and others') better
I program in whatever takes to get the job done. Recently (Mar 2012), it's been C (portability and crypto), Erlang (web servers), Java (Android), Objective-C (iPhone), HTML/JS/CSS, and Clojure (everything!)
I have working knowledge of Python, and experience with, Common Lisp and Haskell
My current text editor of choice is emacs. I can speak the grammar of vim, but don't see text editors in the medium-term future, and hence don't use vim a lot.
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Of course, while Programming is My Real Job, that's not all I do
I have a day job as CTO of Qender Mobile Queue (qender.com)
I draw stuff @ scrivle.com
I play electric guitar, and will be a master in 30 years time!
Needless to say, my hobbies affect my programming